Ever had that feeling that life was too precious to waste on the highways of America? Well, to your rescue the JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank. This baby will protect you while at the same time keeping the kids in the back seat entertained with the optional DVD player. The entire 'hood will hear you coming down the road. This is the ultimate stealth vehicle, with the roar of the 6-hp Tecumseh gasoline engine completely drowned out by the 400 watt premium sound with PA system. Of course, the daunting top speed of 40 mph is quite sufficient to wipe out those fitnicks on their bicycles clogging the neighborhood roads.
Don't forget to read some some of the reviews - both those praising and those condemning the 'Donk.
Tuesday, April 1, 2008
Posted by Old Stump at 9:18 PM